PING PONG

What is up, my readers?

Have you guys noticed alot of people get crazy after celeberties, singers and such? Especially celeberites and singers who after new? Think about it.

I'm bored, as usual. But guess what?!

No seriously guess.

Ok, I'll just tell you. I'm gonna learn to surf over the summer!!! Yay! But summer's still exactly one month and five days away.

My sister thinks I'm defected and I'm beginning to wonder if she's right.

Strawberry juice is great. Wow, I eat/drink alot.

I'm listening to Switchfoot, my favorite band in the universe and a day. Did that make sense? Nope, didn't think so.

Flying pigs!

I really feel like playing my guitar, but I'm at my sister's house and my guitar's not here! Oh no!

Yep, I am most definately defected.

Have you guys ever seen a cat watching a game of ping pong?

It's hilarious watching the cat watch the pinging and the ponging. You should see it sometime.

That reminds me, have any of you played extreme ping pong? It's great. You should try it sometime.

'k. I'm gonna go write or be bored somewhere else.

Later.

Peace.
JT

KLUTZ

What is goin' on, people from the past, present, and future?

Sorry that I haven't been able to blog in a while. Jus' been kinda busy with some stuff.

Anyhow, my friend is a klutz. She almost died because she almost got a concussion yesterday.....and then this morning she hit her head AGAIN in the same spot. She actually deserves a shout out for that 'cause it just made my whole day, so Heemali, this is a shout out to you.

Pickle Juice(not in that way, get your mind outta the gutter, kid)! Have you ever tried pickles on a pizza? I haven't but, dude, I'd kill to try it.

Friendships are complicated, don't you think?

School sucks. I mean we all go there, sit in a classroom where we don't wanna be, get ok grades, graduate, go to college, major in education, and then twenty years laters we end up teaching some snot-nosed, snarky kid who'd rather be at the beach. Am I right? My point being, we should all skip just one day and go to the beach.

Now, if you're an adult and you're reading this, I'm not trying to poison the minds of the youth of America (or other country). I'm just stating a point. Oh, and also, Mr./Mrs. Adult, you can ROT! From your big toe up.

I really really have to sneeze, but I can't.

Did you guys hear about that kid, Greyson? The kid who did that amazing paparazzi cover? BEAST, man, seroiusly. If you havne't seen it here's the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxDlC7YV5is

So question of the day, who is your favorite artist/group/band?

I've started to write a new book. I'm not sure what it's gonna be called but I'll let you know as soon as I find the right title.

Did you know that ttfn stands for ta ta for now? I didn't until yesterday.

I'm hungry, but then again what else is new?

LAVENDER-SCENTED LOTION! That was the random topic of the day people, so think about it for the rest of the day (or would it be night?).

'k Imma go for now. My show's (the Vampire Diaries [it's the season finale!!!! {I'm a little sad 'cause after tonight I have to wait till next October or November for the next season} Yay! I finally get to find out why Bonnie remove the curse and if they finally figure out that Tyler's a werewolf or if Damon really tries to steal Elena away from Stefan]) on at eight and I wanna read or write a little before it starts.

Later.

Peace.
JT

PATRICK STAR

What's up, my fellow internet readers?

For once in my life I am not bored. Shocking, isn't it?

So remember that friend I told you about (Squeak)? Well today's his birthday. So, happy birthday Daniel (his real name).

I went to Great Adventure on Friday and get this, I went on Kingda Ka. You know, the one that's  456 feet high and 128 mph? The tallest and fastest roller coaster on Earth and Jupiter? Yeah, I, JT, went on that. Now I know what you're thinking.....

Your mind right now: JT's an insane psycho-path.....I really should be doing something more constructive right now.......cooperate industry sucks.......I want some cheese......

Well guess what, bucko! You may be an open book (insert name here), but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

And if you, like me, grew up on Spongebob, you'll recognize that that quote was from Patrick Star.

I'm drinking root beer right now, and it is GREAT. I prefer MUG to any other brand. I'm also having Jello. Sweet, sweet jello.

"Well open up your mind and see like me......."

'k. I'm gonna go work on my Anne Frank report (ugh).

Later.

Peace.
JT

ANDORRA

"It's like forgetting the words to your favorite song. You can't believe it; you were always singing along. It was so easy and the words so sweet. You can't remember; you try to feel the beat.
Bee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet eet eet-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-eet eet eet.
You spend half of your life trying to fall behind. You're using your headphones to drown out your mind. It was so easy and the words so sweet. You can't remember; you try to move your feet."

I love that song. I'm listening to it right now. It's just so relaxing, ya know? It's called Eet by Regina Spektor.

The sun is shining right in my eye now and now I'm like half blind.

So what's up, my people?

I'm graduating in one month and seventeen days and since I'm a girl I have to wear a dress. Ugh. Dresses suck.

Did you know there's a country in between France and Spain and it's called Andorra? Yep it's my favorite contry in Europe.And it's the sixteenth smallest country in the world.

See you did learn something on the internet! We don't need school.

Why does Goofy get to stand on two legs and live in a real house while Pluto has to walk on four and live in a dog house? They're both dogs. These are the things that I ponder.

And what's up with the whole drive on the parkway and park in the driveway thing, honestly?

My friend is starting to post videos on youtube tomorrow, so I'll give you guys her site later, but she's a beastly singer so be sure to check her out.

Do you guys believe that I just discovered a few days ago that I do not own a three-hole puncher? Yeah, me neither.

Hey, guys, I'm sorry to cut this post short, but I'm maddd tried, so I'm gonna read a little and then crash.

'k later.

Peace.
JT

CHUBBY BUNNY

What is up, my good friend?

I can't sleep. I think I may have insomnia or something.

So a couple days ago, I talked to this kid I haven't talked to in six years! It was great. He's like madddd chill so he deserves a shout out: HEY, SQUEAK!

I just finished reading The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald. Beastly book, people.

Oh, and I made a youtube account, just sayin'. Wow, I really need to redo my room. It's just.....not me.

I'm bored. The Random Topic of the Day (yes I meant to capitalized all of that) is.....*drumroll*......scented lotion! Lotion is great.

Moving on,  I wonder what people do when they can't sleep. I know some people eat or watch tv and some people blog and others who just do some random crap, like play Chubby Bunny.

For those of you don't know what Chubby Bunny is, here's the dictionary definition (or at least, this is how I define it:
Chubby Bunny: n. (CHa-bee BUH-nee) A game played by two or more people. One person starts by putting one marshmellow into their mout saying the phrase "Chubby Bunny" then puts another marshmellow into their mouth and repeats the phrase. They continue this until they can no longer coherently say the phrase. Then the next person trys. The winner is the person who says "Chubby Bunny" coherently with the most marshmellows in their mouth.

Ok, anyway. I'm thinking about starting a vlog. I don't know why.

Hey, hey! It's 12:00 exa----ah, nevermind, it's now it's 12:01. Man, I missed 11:11. Crud.

I contacted a publisher to get my book, Losing Johnathan, published and guess what they said. Yep, that I'm too young. That I have to be over 18. I'm about to slap someone.

Why do people think that kids are not capable of doing anything for themselves?

I'm so pissed right now it's not even funny anymore. So to anyone who's reading this: never trust adults. 'cause they'll tell you you can do something and then deny you the right 'cause you're "underage".

'k I'm gonna go do some random crap till I fall asleep.

Later, dude.

Peace.
JT

BEACH HOBOS

What's good, my people (or is it peoples?......the world may never know, just like with tootsiepops)?

Sorry I haven't blogged in a while. Just to lazy I guess. But aren't sunsets beautiful? And, no, that was not random because believe it or not there is a sunset outsidemy window as we speak.

Did you know that my refrigerator does not have ice cubs? When I confronted my mom about this she answered "Why do we need ice cubes?" Strange coincedences.

But anyway allergies suck, almost as much as the band Underoath (no offense to anybody who likes Underoath, but I can't stand it). This kid in my class did a music project on Underoath and I almost fainted from bloodloss through my ears (Oh and by the way, today's that kid's birthday, so I'm gonna give him a shout out. Happy Birthday, Tom!)

So question of the day: What are some sucky bands that you know and hate (or love, I'm not judging)? Leave a comment telling me.

Oh, by the way, I found this really cool site. It's all about polls and stuff. Check it out when you get a chance: http://www.urtak.com/

Alot of people in this world are funny. No seriously, next time take the time to notice. And I'm talking about anyone here, folks. Comedians, friends, plumbers, sanitation enginers, internet stars, hobos, beach hobos (yes there is a difference), anyone.

Don't you hate it when you're taking a perfectly good nap during the early evening and you are rudely interuptted by the 'rents? Yeah me too.

I just had a  Ferrero Rocher chocolate and it was AMAZING (as they usually are, not to sound like a creep, but they are DELICIOUS!)

There's this dog barking it's head off outside, and I can almost seeing someone throwing a shoe at it. 'k I'm gonna go read, or play guitar or something.

'k Later.

Peace
JT

GUATEMALA

What's goin' on, people of Earth, Mars, and whatever other planet you are from. But I bet you think you know why I'm here.......and you're right!

So I'm watching 90210, beastly show by the way.

Let's talk about shows. Ok, so list of  all beastly shows in the world:
~The Buried Life
~Vampire Diaries
~90210
~Melrose Place
~10 Things I Hate About You
~My Life As Liz
and the best one of all......POKEMON!

GUATEMALA!!! Sorry, but that is an awesome country. Did you know that apparently my imaginary brother lives there?.....Neither did I unitl a few weeks ago.

Yesterday in my life skills class, my teacher was like "Why do we wear clothes?" And in my head I said "Because if we didn't people would constantly be starting at each other and we wouldn't get anything done, except make babies."

There was just a Vitamin Water commerical on and it was hilarious. Except get this, I hate Vitamin Water.

Iron Man 2 is comin' out soon! Woot woot! The only thing that would make that movie better is Johnny Depp (Ooo la la!)

Ok so random topic of the day (or should I say night?).....*drumroll*.....FRENCH FRIES!!!!!

I gotta go. (Ivy from 90210 just made a fool of herself in fromt of Liam, and lemme tell you Liam is one gorgeous gorgeous hunk of man).

Think about the topic of the day/night (french fries) and we'll talk about it later. And once again, (just for you, hon *wink wink*)......GUATEMALA!!!!

'k later

Peace.
JT

BUUUURRRRRS

Hey, dude, what's crack-a-lakin'?

I bet you know why I'm here.....(I'm bored)

You: You're bored, aren't you, JT?
Gameshow Host: That is CO-RRECT! And you're lovely prize this eveing is......

Nothing. Anyway, what shall I do? I can't really talk to someone (my sister's in the shower).

 Maybe I could sleep. I think I should, 'cause I went to bed at 2:30 last night (I was reading a really really good book), but I cant 'cause I'm really cold. I got me the buuuurrrrrrrrs, as my friend would say.

The real random topic of the day is *drumroll*.........coperate industry!

No, not really. The topic is.....coldness! *shiver shiver*

I just had some mushy kiwis and they were ok. Don't you hate mushy fruit? I hate mushy fruit. That's why I hate the banana (for that reason and others *cough cough* what people in my class do to it during lunch is repulsive *cough cough*)

But besides that mush-a-ly disgusting topic, let's talk about something import like......politics.

You: BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

What are you a ghost? And I know politics suck. Ever noticed the government is the one that requires us to go to school? Let's burn it to the ground!

Nah, I'm just playin'........(Or am I?)

'k, man, I'm gonna go get som icecream and then play Elvis (guitar)

Later for now.

Peace,
JT

FERRET

Wazzup, my peeps? (No, seriously leave me a comment telling me what's up)

But seriously, once again I am bored. And I know what you're thinking:

You: JT, shouldn't you be in school?
Me: No, dear (insert name here), I am on spring break, and yet I am bored. Don't take this the wrong way, (insert name here), I'd much rather be bored than be in school.

Once again, like the last blog, ignore that incredibly strange conversation. But sereiously, I've been on spring break for a week now and I'm kinda getting bored, not that I want school.

 Then there'd be something seriously wrong with me, more wrong than what's wrong with me right now, and let me tell you, that is wrong. School is a bad bad place *laughs like any evil mastermind*

Yeah but school sucks.

But if I was in  college, I'd love spring break. I'd be at the beach, gettin' my party on! Hoot, hoot! *screams like a chimpanzee* But I don't get why college kids love spring break so much. But then again,  I also don't get why people like strawberry icecream.

I'm so bored.

So to withstand my boredom, I am blogging. Of course, I should be writing to get my next book done, but I really don't feel like it. Let's talk about something random.....like sleep.

Sleep is GREAT, don't ya think? If someone or something doesn't wake me uo I could sleep for DAYS.  And lemme tell ya, I am the heaviest sleeper in the world.

 I think I'm like a bat, 'cause I will not sleep till four or five in the morning and then not wake up till  three or four in the afternoon the next day. FERRET!

Sorry, random thought, but leave me a comment telling me what you think about sleep....and ferrets.....or weasels.

What's the difference between a ferret and a weasel, these are the questions that I ponder. That sound's like something shakespeare would say:

*Clears throat* "Is a difference between a weasel and a ferret? That is a question greater than to be or not ot be

But yeah, I wonder why bing.com has such a weird name. No, I'm not playin'. Say it. Bing. Bing. Bingbingbing. It sounds funny doesn't it? Now say it slow:  BBBBBIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG.

So, bored bored bored. What to do what to do? Oh my grapefruit! A book! Yes! A book that I haven't read yet! Books are great (not school books, school books suck.)!

Ok, so I'm gonna go read.

'k, later.

Peace,
JT

WATERMELONS

Hey, people, what's goin' on? So it's me JT and I'm really bored, so I decided to start a blog, unlike normal people who'd go outside or watch TV.

But hey, who'd wanna be normal? Normal's boring. What is normal, really? Ok, I'm gonna stop right there before I get all philisophical on you guys.

Anyway, let's talk about something random like.....hmmmmm what's random.

The most random thing I can think of right now is watermelons. I wonder why that is. Maybe 'casue it's so dang hot outside. I wonder, what do hobo's where when it's hot out? Sorry, random thought. I'm kinda hungry. And bored.

Well let's see, I'm sitting at my cousin's house on a tan (or is it beige? What is beige, anyway?) couch, my cousin is sleeping next to me, my guitar (his name is Elvis) is right next to me, and the kitchen is several yards away.

And so you ask "But, JT, if the kitchen is right there and you're hungry why don't you go get something to eat?"

And so I answer: "Because, (insert your name here), I am lazy."

Yeah, I know I'm a creep, so ignore that incredibly strange conversation. But it is true I am lazy. Ok, so I'm gonna ignore my laziness and try and get the energy to stand up and get something to eat.

Oh, and just so you know, I LOVE to eat. It's one of my hobbies (besides sleeping, reading, writing, sleeping, listening to music, swimming, skateboarding , guitar, sleeping, football, hockey, karate and did I mention sleeping?).

So I encourage you, yes you, my fellow person, to do the same, to go *pauses for dramatic effect* eat something right now, and together we can make the world a better place! Thank you!

'k guys, later

Peace.

JT