WATERMELONS

Hey, people, what's goin' on? So it's me JT and I'm really bored, so I decided to start a blog, unlike normal people who'd go outside or watch TV.

But hey, who'd wanna be normal? Normal's boring. What is normal, really? Ok, I'm gonna stop right there before I get all philisophical on you guys.

Anyway, let's talk about something random like.....hmmmmm what's random.

The most random thing I can think of right now is watermelons. I wonder why that is. Maybe 'casue it's so dang hot outside. I wonder, what do hobo's where when it's hot out? Sorry, random thought. I'm kinda hungry. And bored.

Well let's see, I'm sitting at my cousin's house on a tan (or is it beige? What is beige, anyway?) couch, my cousin is sleeping next to me, my guitar (his name is Elvis) is right next to me, and the kitchen is several yards away.

And so you ask "But, JT, if the kitchen is right there and you're hungry why don't you go get something to eat?"

And so I answer: "Because, (insert your name here), I am lazy."

Yeah, I know I'm a creep, so ignore that incredibly strange conversation. But it is true I am lazy. Ok, so I'm gonna ignore my laziness and try and get the energy to stand up and get something to eat.

Oh, and just so you know, I LOVE to eat. It's one of my hobbies (besides sleeping, reading, writing, sleeping, listening to music, swimming, skateboarding , guitar, sleeping, football, hockey, karate and did I mention sleeping?).

So I encourage you, yes you, my fellow person, to do the same, to go *pauses for dramatic effect* eat something right now, and together we can make the world a better place! Thank you!

'k guys, later

Peace.

JT